Lines written on a bout of writers block*

To the tune of "Orville's Song", by Keith Harris and Orville.

I wish I could write,
But I just churn out shite,
So I can't.

You can!

I can't!

I'd like to compose,
But my writing just blows
So I can't

It doesn't!

It does.

Oh, David
Yes?
You're writing right now, you arsehole
Am I?
Nothing that you can say
Will get anything written today
So put Arkham City away

Okay.



*I say writers block. Others might say "Installing Arkham City", but either way I've not got much writing done lately.