Charles Dickens Haiku

Great Expectations

Pip thinks he'll be rich
Meets unsuitable girlfriend
Has to get a job.

A Christmas Carol

Ebenezer Scrooge
Has his Christmas ruined by
Ghosts who drive him mad

Nicholas Nickelby

At Dotheboys Hall
Progressive teaching techniques
Fail to raise standards

David Copperfield

Mister Micawber
Know how economics works
Shame noone listens

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