Alternative remedies
Jul. 19th, 2005 10:52 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
davywavyRecently the Government has been clamping down on unlicensed and untested herbal remedies and vitamin supplements of the sort available from your local funny-smelling shop full of seeds and guzzled by the sackload by stressed out executives, goths and layabouts.
With the herbal and vitamin markets in possible decline, I can't help but see a possible opportunity for a go-ahead entrepreneur like myself. A few years ago, I saw an opportunity in magic with The Wiccan way of Wade, I think I can see a way in with a new, excitingly marketed alternative therapy for the modern layabout.
* Having difficulty getting out of bed?
* Lack motivation at work?
* Just can't seem to fight off those daily blues?
For centuries, Scottish crofters have risen with the dawn and worked the day through come rain or shine. What secret do these fair-faced folk have? In this modern age, stress can take its toll and many people suffer from tiredness, lack of energy or ME.
What secret do these hardy crofters have, passed from father to son and generation to generation? What folk remedy for daily tiredness do these brave Scots possess which could help you get through the day at work?
Now, Davy Pharmaceuticals can exclusively offer you the secret knowledge of the hardy Highlanders.
THE PROTESTANT WORK ETHICtm
"Get oot o' yer bed and work, ye slugabed, else it's tae hell wi' ye!"
John Knox
For centuries, the Protestants have known the secret of "work". This miraculous remedy was first discovered in the ancient world and has been passed through the generations from Minister to Minister to help layabouts and slugabeds in their daily toil. Through the secret ingredient "Fear of Eternal Damnation"tm, Davy Pharmaceuticals can get you through your day in the office and leave you feeling as fresh as a daisy all day long - or you'll go to Hell.
"Since I discovered the Protestant work ethic, every morning I've leapt from my bed at dawn to decry the lies of Rome"
Reverend Ian Paisley.
The Protestant work ethic is available without prescription from your local copy of the King James I Bible.
With the herbal and vitamin markets in possible decline, I can't help but see a possible opportunity for a go-ahead entrepreneur like myself. A few years ago, I saw an opportunity in magic with The Wiccan way of Wade, I think I can see a way in with a new, excitingly marketed alternative therapy for the modern layabout.
* Having difficulty getting out of bed?
* Lack motivation at work?
* Just can't seem to fight off those daily blues?
For centuries, Scottish crofters have risen with the dawn and worked the day through come rain or shine. What secret do these fair-faced folk have? In this modern age, stress can take its toll and many people suffer from tiredness, lack of energy or ME.
What secret do these hardy crofters have, passed from father to son and generation to generation? What folk remedy for daily tiredness do these brave Scots possess which could help you get through the day at work?
Now, Davy Pharmaceuticals can exclusively offer you the secret knowledge of the hardy Highlanders.
THE PROTESTANT WORK ETHICtm
"Get oot o' yer bed and work, ye slugabed, else it's tae hell wi' ye!"
John Knox
For centuries, the Protestants have known the secret of "work". This miraculous remedy was first discovered in the ancient world and has been passed through the generations from Minister to Minister to help layabouts and slugabeds in their daily toil. Through the secret ingredient "Fear of Eternal Damnation"tm, Davy Pharmaceuticals can get you through your day in the office and leave you feeling as fresh as a daisy all day long - or you'll go to Hell.
"Since I discovered the Protestant work ethic, every morning I've leapt from my bed at dawn to decry the lies of Rome"
Reverend Ian Paisley.
The Protestant work ethic is available without prescription from your local copy of the King James I Bible.
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Date: 2005-07-19 10:42 am (UTC)You're funny, you are.
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Date: 2005-07-19 11:29 am (UTC)I take it you have seen this?
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Date: 2005-07-19 06:38 pm (UTC)Aha! Yes! So very true.
:-)