Booze!

Aug. 16th, 2005 04:27 pm
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A newspaper headline today was:

Alcohol deaths up 20%

All I can say to that is:
"Hurrah! More booze left over for me!"

Date: 2005-08-16 03:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robinbloke.livejournal.com
You're going teetotal?

EVEN MORE booze for us!

Date: 2005-08-16 04:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vulgarcriminal.livejournal.com
Dude. I'm one of those horrible binge drinking women.

SOMEONE SAVE ME!

Date: 2005-08-16 04:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twicedead.livejournal.com
But... that makes you responsible for all society's ills! I know because the BBC told me.

Date: 2005-08-16 08:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zombiegoat.livejournal.com
LOL. When I went to college at jolly old Chico State, every year some jackass would down 21+ shots in celebration of their 21st birthday and then do something abominably stupid, like try to jump from rooftop to rooftop on their thrid story of their apartment complex. Invariably, this person would die at which point there would be a vast weeping and wailing about how "binge drinking is killing our young, and what can we do to stop it?"

People would look at me in horror when I would say, "I hope at least that person died before they got the chance to pass on their obviously substandard intelligence genes to a new generation. Don't feel bad; the world lost another idiot."

Honesty + logic = hurt feelings for stupid people. Meh.

Date: 2005-08-17 08:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
Ooh, gosh. That sounds a lot like my 21st Birthday, which is the reason I really don't drink that much (comparitively) any more.

Date: 2005-08-17 09:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
Yeah, why won't someone stop you drinking?
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