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Long-term readers might remember that a few years ago I happened across the rather depressing phenomenon which is White Supremacist Computer games. Needless to say, they were not only incredibly badly written and designed, but the gameplay was rotten. No chance of converting me to the fight against ZOG with that load of old crap. Until the bunch of gurning imbeciles who make up such theories and games can come up with something of the gameplay of Jedi Academy, I shall remain immune to their First-person-shooter propaganda.
Naturally, I uninstalled the game and used the disc as a firelighter at our bonfire party a few years ago.

You'd think that would have been an end to it.

One good thing about being alone in the house is that I can have a bath with the door open. I can hit the 'random play' function on my computer and turn the volume up good & loud and have music in the bath. With (at last count) 26ish gb of music, I rather like hitting random - there's a lot of stuff I don't know about in there and random play throws up some interesting variety. Of course, one thing I hadn't realised when I uninstalled the game was that the jolly soundtrack courtesy of White Supremacist C&W singer Johnny Rebel was still sitting as a bunch of MP3's in the depths of my hard drive. You can probably guess the rest.

Belting out of the speakers, good and loud, a cheery rendition of what you might expect to see if you wander into the wrong part of town. I sat bolt upright, hopped out of the bath , and ran through to turn it off before the neighbours grabbed their pitchforks and stormed my flat. As I ran, I stubbed my toe painfully against the step and was reduced to pathetic hopping into the living room. As I did so, I looked up through the window and directly into the eyes of the yuppie couple in the flat across the road.
Their thoughts could not have been more clear if they'd held a couple of flags and semaphored them to me.
"There is a fat, naked, wet man in the flat opposite dancing to loud, White Supremacist Country & Western Music."
I turned the music off and fled from the room. Behind me, as if by telepathy, I could hear their conversation. "I'm going to sue that Estate Agent."

Once I got dried I searched my MP3's and deleted Johnny Rebel.
You can't be too careful.

Date: 2005-09-22 10:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karohemd.livejournal.com
Thanks, you made my day. ;o)

Date: 2005-09-22 10:21 am (UTC)
cryx: me showing off hair done by a stylist from paris (southpark)
From: [personal profile] cryx
i'm sorry. i laughed. alot.

Date: 2005-09-22 10:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robinbloke.livejournal.com
Oh this made me grin. Thanks :)

Date: 2005-09-22 10:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
I sometimes raise my hands to the heavens and cry out..."Why me! Why!?"

Date: 2005-09-22 10:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ditzy-pole.livejournal.com
Is he really *that* bad? I mean compared to all the other stuff you have?

At least you gave me a laugh this morning...

He's that bad.

Date: 2005-09-22 10:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
Google about for lyrics.

Re: He's that bad.

Date: 2005-09-22 11:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ditzy-pole.livejournal.com
And you had them lyrics bellowing out through your home?!

I wonder if the yuppie couple got you on camcorder...

Re: He's that bad.

Date: 2005-09-22 11:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
If they did they'll get their hundred quid from You've Been Framed, no doubt about that.

Re: He's that bad.

Date: 2005-09-22 11:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ditzy-pole.livejournal.com
At least this'll give you a better line with which to chat up the ladies: 'TV star'!

Date: 2005-09-22 11:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robinbloke.livejournal.com
Heh heh.

I sometimes shake my fist at the sky and shout "Curse you reality!"

Re: He's that bad.

Date: 2005-09-22 11:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
Plus video evidence of my dancing prowess!

Date: 2005-09-22 11:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
Why don't you come to dinner one night?

Date: 2005-09-22 11:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ukmonty.livejournal.com
Glad to see your doing your bit for the local property market

Date: 2005-09-22 11:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
A few more months of this and I might have driven prices low enough to afford my own place.

Re: He's that bad.

Date: 2005-09-22 11:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quisalan.livejournal.com
I'm guessing that wouldn't be a great workplace advancement plan.

Date: 2005-09-22 11:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] inskauldrak.livejournal.com
That.Is.Hilarious.Am Wiping Tears from my eyes...



Date: 2005-09-22 12:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
Why did I know that everyone else would find it funnier than me?

Date: 2005-09-22 12:24 pm (UTC)
cryx: me showing off hair done by a stylist from paris (Default)
From: [personal profile] cryx
to get a replay! shocking!

heheh.. i would love to. Calendar is a bit shocking at the mo....

Date: 2005-09-22 12:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
I'll be fat, naked and wet for you, baby.

Let me know if you have a spare five minutes to come and hoover up grub at some point, then.

Date: 2005-09-22 12:38 pm (UTC)
cryx: me showing off hair done by a stylist from paris (Default)
From: [personal profile] cryx
you scare me.

Cool. what days are generally good for you. i know you do odd active things of an evening...

Date: 2005-09-22 12:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
I am mighty and gymlike. Wednesdays are usually okay - I'm home for about 8:30...

Date: 2005-09-22 01:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ukmonty.livejournal.com
well it is out of london and in the home counties. BTW I am spending the weeekend in Sunny Filey, God help Me

Date: 2005-09-22 01:37 pm (UTC)
cryx: me showing off hair done by a stylist from paris (Default)
From: [personal profile] cryx
after 8.30 on next wednesday? that could be a plan!

Date: 2005-09-22 01:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
I'll bounce it off sister and see what she says.

Date: 2005-09-22 02:16 pm (UTC)
cryx: me showing off hair done by a stylist from paris (Default)
From: [personal profile] cryx
let me know!

Date: 2005-09-22 03:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flywingedmonkey.livejournal.com
Cracking tale!
JmC
Your pain ees sweet candy to me!

guffaw!

Date: 2005-09-22 03:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mrmmarc.livejournal.com
Laughed so hard I cried!
Remember Dave- your misery is other peoples humour!
Thanks for that!

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