davywavy | Curses! Foiled again!

If only, when I was eighteen and deciding where to study at University, I had known about this place .

Please... you're like the diet coke of evil - you wouldn't have lasted one term! :oP

Wow, they were Evil Polytchnic when you were 18!

That's Evil Metropolitan University, thank you very much.

built on the largesse of London Merchants no doubt, to educate the northern urchins

It's never too late to expand your education!

Due to a timetabling clash, I can't do both Death Rays 101 and Introduction to Gloating! How poor is that?

That's okay, I can teach gloating as private tuition if you'd like?

Oh, and go and see Sky High. It's brilliant.