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davywavy ([personal profile] davywavy) wrote2006-01-11 09:46 am

I wonder...

...if the entire human race were to drop dead tomorrow of Bird Flu, how long it would be before there were no visible signs that we'd ever existed?

[identity profile] mrmmarc.livejournal.com 2006-01-11 09:56 am (UTC)(link)
Quite some time.
Basically until a large ball of rock hit a precise part of the moon wherein a small plaque with Nixon's name on it exists.
Then considering the longevity of of SOME man made structures...
I'd say you'd lose all visible trace of the human race in about 8-10,000 years.

[identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com 2006-01-11 09:58 am (UTC)(link)
I hadn't thought of extraterrestrial evidence - after all, V'ger is due to fall into a black hole pretty soon, I recall.

[identity profile] robinbloke.livejournal.com 2006-01-11 11:01 am (UTC)(link)
Nearest black hole was a good few hundred light years away I thought...

[identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com 2006-01-11 12:58 pm (UTC)(link)
It'd better a get a move on, then.

[identity profile] hiromasaki.livejournal.com 2006-01-11 02:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Especially since it hasn't launched yet.

They have to launch four more in negative-6 years in order to catch up.

[identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com 2006-01-11 02:03 pm (UTC)(link)
You know, whenever there's anything geeky I don't know, I'm glad to have you about :p

[identity profile] hiromasaki.livejournal.com 2006-01-11 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)
No problem.

I'm wondering just how many Star Trek fans were more worried that Voyager VI wouldn't launch by 1999 than about their bank accounts mysteriously emptying on January 1st, 2000...

[identity profile] cleosilver.livejournal.com 2006-01-11 02:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Not really. We were too busy fighting the eugenics war to worry about it much.

[identity profile] hiromasaki.livejournal.com 2006-01-11 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, yes.

I had forgotten that the Eugenics War / WWIII were during the 1990's.

Technically, we're only about 40-50 years away from Cochrane's birth, aren't we?

[identity profile] karohemd.livejournal.com 2006-01-11 10:03 am (UTC)(link)
There are still man-made structures from the stone age visible today and considering the longevity of modern structures you mention (not to mention the amount and size, a city like London will be a lot more difficult to obscure than a small iron age settlement), it will take far longer if the human population just died.
It'd have to be worldwide catastrophic event (volcanic eruptions everywhere, a meteor the size of the moon smashing into Earth etc.) to obscure everything.

[identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com 2006-01-11 10:04 am (UTC)(link)
I'm really thinking of everyone keeping over dead, and how long the ravages of time would take to remove us if that happened?

[identity profile] karohemd.livejournal.com 2006-01-11 10:10 am (UTC)(link)
A lot longer than 10,000 years. Several 100K? A Million? I don't know. There's so much stuff built on the surface, it'll take very long indeed.

[identity profile] karohemd.livejournal.com 2006-01-11 10:04 am (UTC)(link)
Don't forget it's likely there will always be a small percentage who will be immune.

[identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com 2006-01-11 10:07 am (UTC)(link)
Well, experts predict that a pandemic might see off 100-150 million people worldwide, so we're not all going to die. I'm just posing a thought experiment.

[identity profile] raggedhalo.livejournal.com 2006-01-11 11:36 am (UTC)(link)
Alarmists predict that a good dose of bird flu could see of 3 billion of us!

Given issues of biodegradability, we're talking in the tens of thousands of year.

And, hell, do fossils count as visible evidence?

[identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com 2006-01-11 11:38 am (UTC)(link)
They do? 3 billion deaths would be just about the best thing that could happen to the planet. So long as one of them isn't mine.

[identity profile] raggedhalo.livejournal.com 2006-01-11 11:40 am (UTC)(link)
Black plague saw off half the population of Europe, and while they didn't have antibiotics and quarantine (and MRSA...) they also didn't live in such close quarters.

If bird flu reaches these shores, I've told the guy I share an office with that I shall be garotting him simply to ensure that I am not the 50% of our office population who dies.

[identity profile] colin-boyle.livejournal.com 2006-01-11 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I'll just work at home instead. Exterminating half of our open plan office would just be too much effort.

[identity profile] applez.livejournal.com 2006-01-11 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought the plague only killed off a quarter of you lot. ;-)

[identity profile] mrmmarc.livejournal.com 2006-01-11 10:07 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, well, lets assume all the ones who are immune are British and do jobs like 'credit controllers' and work in Financial services.
24 hours after everyone else has died they will discover the supermarkets are closed and from then on in its a countdown to extinction.

[identity profile] mrmmarc.livejournal.com 2006-01-11 10:15 am (UTC)(link)
I mean, what are the chances that if some epic pandemic hit the human race, that the survivors woulds turn out to be some red neck Armenian hill farmers or some fanatical Christians?
Would we WANT the human race to survive?

[identity profile] karohemd.livejournal.com 2006-01-11 10:28 am (UTC)(link)
That's true.

[identity profile] verlaine.livejournal.com 2006-01-11 10:08 am (UTC)(link)
Doesn't plastic take like half a million years to degrade?

[identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com 2006-01-11 10:09 am (UTC)(link)
Very possibly.

[identity profile] mrmmarc.livejournal.com 2006-01-11 10:12 am (UTC)(link)
Some. Ish. We aren't EXACTLY sure on the half-million years tag.
But a bloody long time indeed.

The oldest structures may fall away but traces remain. Roman forts long gone can been seen from the air ala time team.
Dave- you want it- no buildings left gone, or GONE gone.

If the former, then 8-10,000 years from today.
If the latter- mmmmnnnn. 25,000. Give or take a few.

[identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com 2006-01-11 10:14 am (UTC)(link)
I'm going for 'No visible signs', because evidence will be left in the fossil record, and in radioactive isotopes, for untold millions of years.
I was just thinking of the ephemeral nature of human achievement this morning, like you do.

[identity profile] mrmmarc.livejournal.com 2006-01-11 10:17 am (UTC)(link)
Then 10,000 years, with a ceiling for 25,000 for tell-tale lumops in the ground I reckon.
Hey, we are a ephemeral race you know!
(shrugs)

Go figure.
:)

[identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com 2006-01-11 10:19 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. I need to be remembered longer than that.

Maybe I'll build a statue of myself with an inscription suggesting that the mighty look on my works and despair. I'm sure that'll last forever.

[identity profile] colin-boyle.livejournal.com 2006-01-11 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Davimandias?

[identity profile] vierkilau.livejournal.com 2006-01-11 10:13 am (UTC)(link)
Depends on the mountain of shit all those birds produce. They could cover all our achievements

[identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com 2006-01-11 10:15 am (UTC)(link)
Bloody birds, coming over here, giving us their flu. Should be banned.

[identity profile] mrmmarc.livejournal.com 2006-01-11 10:18 am (UTC)(link)
FOREIGN birds you notice.

Bloody foreigners!

[identity profile] ditzy-pole.livejournal.com 2006-01-11 11:59 am (UTC)(link)
Nothing wrong with them foreighners! They're merely jiggling a little bit the English false sense of security! :o)

[identity profile] vierkilau.livejournal.com 2006-01-11 10:18 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, let us ban them, like we banned the mexicans

The US constantly complains about the mexicans yet you never see any trouble from them here. Zero Tollerance works!
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[personal profile] reddragdiva 2006-01-11 11:51 am (UTC)(link)
Toilet bowls. Millions and millions of toilet bowls. Made of ceramic, mechanically strong, chemically indestructible. Biologists of the future will have a whale of a time working out what creatures grew them as skeletons.

[identity profile] applez.livejournal.com 2006-01-11 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Hrm...and I was expecting a Motel of the Mysteries reference...and I rather like that scenario of worldwide collapse of civilisation...burial in junkmail.

[identity profile] barty.livejournal.com 2006-01-11 02:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Really obvious stuff like big stone buildings should last a while. Most of the erosion to such structures is believed to be caused by humans nicking the stones to build new stuff with. Without all that manpower, you'll have to wait for accidental erosion by rain and whatnot, or for buildings to get covered up with sand or forests. I'd give it about twenty five thousand years.

If someone turned up and did a serious study, they'd be digging up plastic bags for a few thousand years. After that we should be easily detectable in core samples as an increase in atmospheric carbon dioxide a few million years from now.

In the fossil record, we show up as short mass extinction event, accompanied by a thin layer of radioactive deposits (from all that coal-burning), and followed by a small explosion in biodiversity. That should last at least a hundred million years, but it might be mistaken for a cometary impact.

The Earth and Moon are scheduled for demolition by the sun in about five billion years anyway. After that we'd be quite hard to detect.

Somebody might stumble across Pioneer 10. Five billion years from now it should still be in galactic orbit carrying a readable message plaque. It'll probably eventually go too close to a star and collide with something. Then we'll be gone.

[identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com 2006-01-11 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Sobering, isn't it?

Rather quickly I wager

[identity profile] applez.livejournal.com 2006-01-11 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
If you mean things like overt architecture, infrastructure and the like...

Consider all those petro-refineries, nuclear power plants, ships at sea, and multiplicity of boilers & fuel systems all over the world that would start massive conflagrations without proper monitoring.

Likewise, most roads and homes in the US, at least, are built so poorly that a decade of floods, frost, and weeds would devastate most recognizable structures.

Otherwise, if one means all traces of humanity, I'm afraid our toxic and nuclear wastes, plus massive species transfers have made a permanent mark. As it is, most near-surface groundwater surfaces have levels of pesticide & herbicide contamination that won't be removed for a century or more.