"Your majesty, will you destroy this...Earth?

[davywavy]

"Later. I like to toy with things before...annihilation."



"Every thousand years, I test each life system in the Universe. I visit it with mysteries, earthquakes, unpredicted eclipses, strange craters in the wilderness... If these are taken as natural, I judge that system ignorant and harmless - I spare it. But if the Hand of Ming is recognized in these events, I judge that system dangerous to us. I call upon the great god Dyzan, and for his greater glory... and for our mutual pleasure...I destroy it utterly."

Well, we've had Earthquakes in Birmingham and tornadoes in Brighton and London. I'll be sending some Hot Hail the way of you Earthlings next.

Pathetic Humans. Who can save you now?

Comments

ahhhaaa!

[riksowden.livejournal.com]

Re: ahhhaaa!

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

They met, but sadly Queen Victoria didn't get the chance to shout "Flash, I love you! But we only have forteenhours to save the Earth!"

[raggedhalo.livejournal.com]

I remember that earthquake. It was shit.

We had a tornado in Birmingham last summer, too.

[miss-s-b.livejournal.com]

LMAO!!!

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Yes, I know. My finger slipped off the "destruction" button and onto 'inconvenience".

[raggedhalo.livejournal.com]

But I just figured it was natural, proving that lefties are ignorant and harmless ;-)

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

You got the first bit right, anyway.

[raggedhalo.livejournal.com]

Well, you never expected a leftie to get everything right, did you? :-D

[sesquipedality.livejournal.com]

My money is on famous racconteur and PR guru Flash Monty,