Spice Girls to reform

[davywavy]

In honour of this massively important artistic and cultural event, inspired by the money that Take That have made by getting back together a love of performance and creativity, today's question is:

What do you want, do you really really want?

Comments

[raggedyman.livejournal.com]

them to bog off and leave us alone.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

That's your problem - no appreciation of good music.

[raggedyman.livejournal.com]

no, my problem is an appreciation of good music and having to put up with shite like The Spice Girls coming back.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Oh, c'mon, the Spice Girls were just a female Ramones for the 90's.

[raggedyman.livejournal.com]

o_O Its a long way for me to go to London just to slap you but if you keep that up I might well have to make the trip.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I'm in Stevenage!

[belak-krin.livejournal.com]

A slice of the resulting royalties

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

How's the photoshopping coming along?

[gnommi.livejournal.com]

to have finished my PhD and ride off into the sunset with Bai Ling

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Surely with that hair colour you could moonlight as Ginger Spice and nobody would know the difference?

[gnommi.livejournal.com]

do I look like the kind of person that carries a small yapper-type dog? :D

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

You know, about half-a-dozen replies leapt to mind to that, any one of which would have got me a restraining order.

Zig a zag ah

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Ten billion dollars.
A secret base on a tropical volcanic island.
An uncomplicated stable relationship.

The first two really seem more likely.

Re: Zig a zag ah

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure that all three in one place are pretty much impossible.

"Darling, what are you doing?"
"Threatening France, sugarplum."
"But you said we'd go shoe shopping this afternoon!"
"But, snufflekin, threatening France is important."
"And shoes aren't?"
"I know a trap when I see one."
"You love your death-ray more than you love me!"
"You know that isn't true."
"You do! You spend all evening crooning over it and stroking the 'launch' button!"
"I love you more than the death ray!"
"What about your anthrax bazooka?"
"Umm..."
"I knew it! You care more about ruling the world than me! I hate you!"
"I'll come shoe shopping with you in five minutes! I can't think of anything I'd rather do than trudge round town in the rain for four hours before going back to the first shop we went into and buying the first pair you tried on."
"Oh, darling, do you really mean that?"
"Of course! Now just hang on a sec....Hallo, France? Cop for this."

Re: Zig a zag ah

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

For that, I owe you a drink.

Re: Zig a zag ah

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Don't thank me, ma'am, I'm only doing my job.

[applez.livejournal.com]

An outstanding correction to the lack of Baby Spice sex tapes spread over teh Interwebs. ;-)

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I'm reliably informed that is what photoshop is for.

[applez.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha! Seriously though, I'd really rather not see Emma's hairy chest. ;-)

[flywingedmonkey.livejournal.com]

I want it all.
JmC
And I want it now.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Now young feller, don't be greedy!

[ditzy-pole.livejournal.com]

He's got a point though...

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

You can't both have it all. One of you will have to do without.

[hiromasaki.livejournal.com]

Rather classy, countering Spice Girls with Queen.

Now if only you could figure out a way to counter the Backstreet Boys with The Beatles, then we'd all be set!

[(Anonymous)]

Experience points

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Smacking, more like.

[hiromasaki.livejournal.com]

Hmm... Everything above looks so good.... (Except Blair, that's just downright scary!)

I think what I really, really want is just enough money to live comfortably off of the interest proceeds... $1mil in cash after taxes should be more than enough. (I can live on $40 a year, and can easily make more than that in basic interest from CD's and high-interest passbook accounts.)

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

A man of modest ambition, aren't you?

[hiromasaki.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't say modest ambition, just modest means.

I would really love to earn that $40k a year (plus expenses, at that point) traveling the world with my band, doing MTV and VH1 spots, and hanging out with the greats like Aerosmith, Tesla, and B'z. Then follow that up with an acting career and a solo project.

But, the $1 mil in cash could be used to hold me over until that happens.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

So it isn't what you really really want, it's more what'll do for the moment.

[hiromasaki.livejournal.com]

It's more what I really, really want so that I can do whatever my whims ask me to. Whether that's follow the dream of touring the band, opening up a recording studio myself, or holing myself up in the basement and becoming the next Nikola Tesla.

[hiromasaki.livejournal.com]

It's an easy enough thing to do, once you've figured out how to shift the decimal place a few spots to the right. :P

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Of course! Here you are, young man, have twenty.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Whats the Rohypnol for?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

There's nothing he likes better than a good bully-ramming.

[(Anonymous)]

You're just jealous.