Quantum Leap

[davywavy]

As my train pulled into the station this morning, an announcement came over the tannoy. "This is Stevenage", it said. "Please use all doors to exit the train."

Fortunately I was in wave form at the time, so I did just that.

Comments

[drplokta]

I'm sure that interfering with yourself on public transport is illegal.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

That's okay, I only interfere with myself when nobody's looking.

[vierkilau.livejournal.com]

See i exist in true quantum form. I'm everyidse at once. Still can't get a bloody seat though

[vulgarcriminal.livejournal.com]

There were seats this morning! SEATS.

God bless half term.

[commlal.livejournal.com]

Took two reads before I got that. Stupid sleep depped brainmeats :( If you vibrate really fast you can be in two places at once, I've yet to master this.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I can vibrate very quickly - it makes me popular with the ladies.

[ditzy-pole.livejournal.com]

*smirks*
Yeah right!

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

What are you doing on LJ?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I have quantum sex. I can go from stable to excited without passing through any stages in between, and I emit in discrete packages.

[ditzy-pole.livejournal.com]

My BS meter started flashing red and I just needed to see for myself where it was coming from...

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

No siren as well? I must be slipping.

[ditzy-pole.livejournal.com]

I've put it on silent in the office.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

You? Silent in the office? I'll never believe that.

[blue-cat.livejournal.com]

*gurgle* this is just too good! You managed to make me giggle out loud :)

[gwaunquest.livejournal.com]

I've always wanted to print TShirts with Physics jokes, just to see the response.

[rhythmaning.livejournal.com]

Were you certain about that?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I thankew.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Probably.