Neologisms

[davywavy]

Tubulence: Those waves and ripples set in motion by any disturbance to a fat persons stomach.
Thomas a Beckett: "Ooof, God, I'm having trouble standing and I think my hernia has come back."
Henry II: "Who shall rid me of this tubulent priest?"
Thomas a Beckett: "Mr Kipling doesn't judge me...argh!"

Puvet: Waterproof bedding as used by the incontinent.
"David has lost control of his bowels and so he has to sleep on a rubberised matress with a puvet over him"

Plustitute: An obese hooker
"It was astonishingly degrading! They got him a plustitute for his stag do"

Comments

[gnommi.livejournal.com]

do you get a tubtitute if the plustitute isn't available?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Theres a bit of a stoutness & bodily functions theme about these, isn't there? I suppose that's just the way my mind works.

[nicnac.livejournal.com]

I was just about to ask if you have a downer on fat people!

[(Anonymous)]

No, he's secretly in love with Mr. Rae.

[ddraiggwyrdd.livejournal.com]

Would you have to pay by the pound? BTW I'm no longer Gwaunquest as far as LJ is concerned.

[reddragdiva]

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