I'd buy that for a dollar.
Apr. 4th, 2008 10:08 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
davywavyNew Star Wars spinoff products from Lucasfilm.
The 'Hayden Christensen' voice changer
No matter how lively and animated your voice, this neat little gizmo is guaranteed to make you speak in a dull, repetitive monotone.
'George Lucas' Tippex.
A breakthrough in corrective fluid technology, George Lucas tippex only allows you to change the things you got right in the first place whilst leaving glaring mistakes untouched.
The 'Phantom Menace' massage parlour
Some of the most beautiful girls from around the world will spend hours bringing you to a height of fevered passion and expectation, before leaving the room and being replaced by a Gloucester Old Spot pig.
With that, I'm off on holiday. I'll see you groovy kids in a few weeks.
The 'Hayden Christensen' voice changer
No matter how lively and animated your voice, this neat little gizmo is guaranteed to make you speak in a dull, repetitive monotone.
'George Lucas' Tippex.
A breakthrough in corrective fluid technology, George Lucas tippex only allows you to change the things you got right in the first place whilst leaving glaring mistakes untouched.
The 'Phantom Menace' massage parlour
Some of the most beautiful girls from around the world will spend hours bringing you to a height of fevered passion and expectation, before leaving the room and being replaced by a Gloucester Old Spot pig.
With that, I'm off on holiday. I'll see you groovy kids in a few weeks.
