Let's do the time warp again.

[davywavy]

My eye was drawn to this article in the news this morning. I'm sure some of my friends list will be outraged by these relationships, whilst some, like me, will just find it funny.

Thinking about it, if this is all it takes to get paid a fat sum by the press these days, I reckon I could do that. In fact, given that my idea of romance is to use a slightly smaller club, in some ways I already do.
David, who prefers to be called Og, lives in a cave with his girlfriend, "Wum-mann" as she likes to be known.
"Me see David as breadwinner", said Wu-mann. "Me like him bring home big brontosaurus for dinner, then drag me by hair to special cave".
In reply, David (or Og) grunts and scratches himself.

But what do my lady readers think?

Comments

[tzel.livejournal.com]

"I prefer the roll of a house wife in the 1960's. You know, drinking champagne, fencing lessons, redecorating, going for high speed drives through the country while being pursued by riff raff. Of course, my husband disappeared on a business trip so it has been a bit lonely around the flat but I have been doing some contract work with this lovely gentleman which keeps me busy most days."

[(Anonymous)]

Sounds okay to me.

H

Mrs. Telf?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

We're needed!

Re: Mrs. Telf?

[tzel.livejournal.com]

Now I have a mad craving for champagne.

Re: Mrs. Telf?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I always keep a bottle secreted about my person, just in case a lady says that.