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Let's do the time warp again.
My eye was drawn to this article in the news this morning. I'm sure some of my friends list will be outraged by these relationships, whilst some, like me, will just find it funny.
Thinking about it, if this is all it takes to get paid a fat sum by the press these days, I reckon I could do that. In fact, given that my idea of romance is to use a slightly smaller club, in some ways I already do.
David, who prefers to be called Og, lives in a cave with his girlfriend, "Wum-mann" as she likes to be known.
"Me see David as breadwinner", said Wu-mann. "Me like him bring home big brontosaurus for dinner, then drag me by hair to special cave".
In reply, David (or Og) grunts and scratches himself.
But what do my lady readers think?
Thinking about it, if this is all it takes to get paid a fat sum by the press these days, I reckon I could do that. In fact, given that my idea of romance is to use a slightly smaller club, in some ways I already do.
David, who prefers to be called Og, lives in a cave with his girlfriend, "Wum-mann" as she likes to be known.
"Me see David as breadwinner", said Wu-mann. "Me like him bring home big brontosaurus for dinner, then drag me by hair to special cave".
In reply, David (or Og) grunts and scratches himself.
But what do my lady readers think?
Re: TMI probably :)
I too was a difficult birth, a forceps and induced pregnacy after I decided I would stay womb side for an extra 3 weeks. The NHS at the time crushed my head with the tools they were using and fobbed my folks off saying babys have squishy head type things. I was one of the children lumped with specific learning dificulties as a child but that did not seem to explain my ability to zone out lse the ability to speak English and wander off......especaly funny in the middle of a game of Rugby.....why has our Hooker just gone to sit in the hedge :)
Finaly they sent me to the dyslexia institute and an educational psychologist who said you are dyslexic and most likley Dispraxic, we need to do more tests....which all came back inconclusive untill at 18 they sent me to Queens square for part of study. The great guys there informed me that I had TLE caused by focal point damage to the temporal lobe. As a result I can come across as a bit weird at times.....so apologies if my caveman rants have been odd.
The grip on the pen and the application form I can dig too :)I always hear people joking about the drunken spider to people with bad writing....well mine, I dread to think what the spider was on. hence ticking the little box on app forms.
Its legal if you can prove self defence and reasonable force....:)