Oh, woe is me.

[davywavy]

When life doesn't turn out they way you wanted and it's everyone's fault but your own, what is the traditional response?

Why, whine about it on Livejournal, of course!

So. I've got a cold and I've had to come to work and someone else gave me this cold so it isn't even my fault. Woe, woe, woe, snot, snot, snot.

Entertain me.

Comments

[elbly.livejournal.com]

That's a pathetic whine. I'm sure you can do better.

Oh - and next time you feel the need to whine, I suggest you try wine instead... I find it much more fulfilling.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

*hugs*

[elbly.livejournal.com]

Whilst being hugged by a cad is normally my raison d'etre, you're infected with mucus... get away from me foul beast!

Cads?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Even this one?

Re: Cads?

[elbly.livejournal.com]

RoboCop's hardly a cad, but AutoCAD... ding dong!

Traditional Livejournal response A

[twicedead.livejournal.com]

Awwwwww, paw widdle DavyWavyWavy. Did da big bad meanies give you da blue sniffly-wifflies? Have some hugs and lyrics

It's getting cold and I'm starting to sneeze,
I wipe my nose on my sleeve.
I've got the sniffles
I'd better drink my tea.
Oh do you do you wanna wanna catch a cold with me?

I'd catch a cold with you anytime,
I ain't just feverish, I ain't just lyin'
'Cause when your nose is running it's
a perfect time for kissing
and hugging.
Oh do you do you wanna wanna catch a cold with me?
[ Find more Lyrics at www.mp3lyrics.org/81I ]

We'll stay inside where it's nice and warm
Tell our bosses, we're caught in a sneezing storm.
We'll sniffle and snuggle and watch some more tv.
Oh do you do you wanna wanna catch a cold with me?

I'd catch a cold with you anytime,
I ain't just feverish, I ain't just lyin'
'Cause when your nose is running it's
a perfect time for kissing
and hugging.
Oh do you do you wanna wanna catch a cold with me?

Do you do you wanna wanna wanna wanna do you do you wanna
do me yes indeed,
Oh do you do you wanna wanna catch/have a cold with me?

- Cold song, by Jewel

Re: Traditional Livejournal response A

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

*hugs*

[(Anonymous)]

Rung Peter Roberts yet?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

*hugs*

[(Anonymous)]

You'll be getting a hug if you don't get a move on Tubby.

Traditional Livejournal response B

[twicedead.livejournal.com]

Quit your foul whining you dank tuft of pubic hair. If you had actually looked after yourself rather than whinging on the internet. If you'd bothered to take your vitamins and got enough sleep you'd be fit and healthy.

WE DON'T CARE!

- Summer Glau

Re: Traditional Livejournal response B

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

*hugs*

[rhythmaning.livejournal.com]

Entertain you? Surely that is for your clowns colleagues to do?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

*hugs*

[(Anonymous)]

At least I'll be away this weekend, so you can't infect me.

H

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

*hugs*

[(Anonymous)]

*fumigates*

H

[rssefuirosu.livejournal.com]

I'll be on hand with severely nice whisky to blast it away tomorrow night, fear not sir!

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Tomorrow? What is tomorrow?

[rssefuirosu.livejournal.com]

why ArA, of course!

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Not there this month - I spent my visiting manchester budget on Tiffanys do last week.

[silver-blue.livejournal.com]

*hugs* :p

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

*hugs*

[ditzy-pole.livejournal.com]

I'm disappointed in the pair of you.
SB - your hugs aren't sincere enough. For starters you didn't use a frowny face or say you're so sorry.
DW - your attempts at whining are just f-ing pathetic. Don't explain your whining. You've seen enough whiners to know how it should be done.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

But I'm so unused to whining! Normally I'm the very epitome of stoicism!

[ditzy-pole.livejournal.com]

Then perhaps this is evidence for anti-whining?

Post up photos of your kitten instead.

Omg!!!11 Squee!!!11!!

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Re: Omg!!!11 Squee!!!11!!

[ditzy-pole.livejournal.com]

*sigh*

You're even doing this wrong.

Things I have learned today:

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

1) Posting blatant attention seeking and sympathy-whoring content gets me more responses than posting really funny jokes.

Re: Things I have learned today:

[ditzy-pole.livejournal.com]

Because I don't need to correct the hilarity of your jokes (much).

Besides you have learnt point 1 in the past already.

Re: Things I have learned today:

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

It's a depressing reminder of the nature of the internet.

Re: Things I have learned today:

[ditzy-pole.livejournal.com]

You know my feelings on this subject well already (unless you have already pushed out of your mind me raiding your chocolate collection :o))

Re: Things I have learned today:

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Unfettered and withering contempt, if I recall correctly.

Re: Things I have learned today:

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

me raiding your chocolate collection

Is that a euphamism?

Re: Things I have learned today:

[ditzy-pole.livejournal.com]

You are so nasty at times.

Re: Omg!!!11 Squee!!!11!!

[tooth-fairy.livejournal.com]

I don't think he's trying hard enough

[janewilliams20.livejournal.com]

Fortunately, colds cannot be passed on via Livejournal - as long as you've got a decent virus-checker installed. The work virus-checker does not show this page as infected, so obviously you haven't got a cold at all.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

If it's not a cold, then it's man-flu - and that means a day off work tomorrow!

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

*hugs*

[gnommi.livejournal.com]

don't worry lad, t'waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhmbulance is a-comin'!