Oh, woe is me.

[davywavy]

When life doesn't turn out they way you wanted and it's everyone's fault but your own, what is the traditional response?

Why, whine about it on Livejournal, of course!

So. I've got a cold and I've had to come to work and someone else gave me this cold so it isn't even my fault. Woe, woe, woe, snot, snot, snot.

Entertain me.

Comments

[elbly.livejournal.com]

That's a pathetic whine. I'm sure you can do better.

Oh - and next time you feel the need to whine, I suggest you try wine instead... I find it much more fulfilling.

Traditional Livejournal response A

[twicedead.livejournal.com]

Awwwwww, paw widdle DavyWavyWavy. Did da big bad meanies give you da blue sniffly-wifflies? Have some hugs and lyrics

It's getting cold and I'm starting to sneeze,
I wipe my nose on my sleeve.
I've got the sniffles
I'd better drink my tea.
Oh do you do you wanna wanna catch a cold with me?

I'd catch a cold with you anytime,
I ain't just feverish, I ain't just lyin'
'Cause when your nose is running it's
a perfect time for kissing
and hugging.
Oh do you do you wanna wanna catch a cold with me?
[ Find more Lyrics at www.mp3lyrics.org/81I ]

We'll stay inside where it's nice and warm
Tell our bosses, we're caught in a sneezing storm.
We'll sniffle and snuggle and watch some more tv.
Oh do you do you wanna wanna catch a cold with me?

I'd catch a cold with you anytime,
I ain't just feverish, I ain't just lyin'
'Cause when your nose is running it's
a perfect time for kissing
and hugging.
Oh do you do you wanna wanna catch a cold with me?

Do you do you wanna wanna wanna wanna do you do you wanna
do me yes indeed,
Oh do you do you wanna wanna catch/have a cold with me?

- Cold song, by Jewel

[(Anonymous)]

Rung Peter Roberts yet?

Traditional Livejournal response B

[twicedead.livejournal.com]

Quit your foul whining you dank tuft of pubic hair. If you had actually looked after yourself rather than whinging on the internet. If you'd bothered to take your vitamins and got enough sleep you'd be fit and healthy.

WE DON'T CARE!

- Summer Glau

[rhythmaning.livejournal.com]

Entertain you? Surely that is for your clowns colleagues to do?

[(Anonymous)]

At least I'll be away this weekend, so you can't infect me.

H

[rssefuirosu.livejournal.com]

I'll be on hand with severely nice whisky to blast it away tomorrow night, fear not sir!

[silver-blue.livejournal.com]

*hugs* :p

[janewilliams20.livejournal.com]

Fortunately, colds cannot be passed on via Livejournal - as long as you've got a decent virus-checker installed. The work virus-checker does not show this page as infected, so obviously you haven't got a cold at all.

[gnommi.livejournal.com]

don't worry lad, t'waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhmbulance is a-comin'!