It was in Paris. A waiter had decided that Karo spoke more French than me, so was chatting me up through her. Seeing as her French is as rubbish as mine, this was amusing. But then...then he gave me his killer line, in his badly broken Engish.

"I'm single, you're single, I'm vegetarian, you're vegetarian, we could be dead tomorrow"

Never have I run so fast.