"I haven't seen a civilian chick in six months that wasn't a whore."
Okay, fair enough, that's the hazards of the military, but when a minute later he mentions, "I hear you about overwork. I haven't gotten any in about four months, so basically unless you're into vomit or something else really kinky, I'm all good for getting a hotel room and not sleeping." EWWW.
Honorable mention to the time I was wearing a chinese dress as a LARP costume and my drunken husband tried to get me to put out for a fistful of baht (Thai currency) and a pack of Marlboros. I laughed at the time, but still smacked him upside the head.
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Okay, fair enough, that's the hazards of the military, but when a minute later he mentions, "I hear you about overwork. I haven't gotten any in about four months, so basically unless you're into vomit or something else really kinky, I'm all good for getting a hotel room and not sleeping." EWWW.
Honorable mention to the time I was wearing a chinese dress as a LARP costume and my drunken husband tried to get me to put out for a fistful of baht (Thai currency) and a pack of Marlboros. I laughed at the time, but still smacked him upside the head.