Ninjas or pirates?

[davywavy]

baloobas has expressed the opinion that not only are pirates cooler than ninjas, but as you can't see ninjas that makes it impossible to have sex with them.

Well, although this would this make one of the most innovative courtroom defenses I've ever heard of, I think it may be refuted thus:



But what do you think of this pressing issue?

Comments

[nicnac.livejournal.com]

That has to be the fastest reply in the history of LJ - it binged into my inbox before I'd even left your post!

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

There's a double-entendre in there - and I like it.