It's the accent, I tell you...

[davywavy]

Just got my first proposition of this ICC...from a man.

Bah!

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[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Go Tiger!

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

It would be selfish of you to refuse his kindly offer. I don't mind, y'know :)

[borange.livejournal.com]

I've already heard the story about you and ozzy and ozzy's room and the camera...

[raggedyman.livejournal.com]

your chatted up by a bloke and you then make sheep noises. the mind truly boogles

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[davywavy.livejournal.com]

What about his comely wife? Do you mind that?

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[davywavy.livejournal.com]

*Blink*

*turns to Ozzy*

What have you been saying, Ozzy?

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[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Beats squealing like a pig.

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

Bob's mixing up facts again.

Blame themadone for the gossip.

Dave didn't even crash in my room Wednesday night but in Jon's.
No discriminating pictures, either, sadly.

And I spent two lonely nights in my bed, so ner :oP

[borange.livejournal.com]

at no point in my statement does it imply that facts were involved 8o)

[eddyfate.livejournal.com]

Wasn't me.

Go on, clear this up

[applez.livejournal.com]

So was the proposition for:

you and he

you and his 'comely wife'

you, his 'comely wife' and he

you, his pet farm, 'comely wife', and he

you, his home arsenal (it's Texas after all), his 'comely wife' and ...

right, I best stop there - and I don't suppose Puddingcat was in the negotiation either.

:-)

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Yes, Texas is a very very strange place - that's why I think it might be best for the rest of the nation to let it go. :-)

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Re: Go on, clear this up

[applez.livejournal.com]

Umm, to clarify, all things 'lewd and immoral' are thoroughly practiced and are popular in Texas, as in much of the US (apparently) ... but somehow Texas persists in insisting it is a righteous Christian land.

Two hats, two faces? :-)

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[davywavy.livejournal.com]

But you're so hor-neee!

Re: Go on, clear this up

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Just I & he.

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[eddyfate.livejournal.com]

Not for you, baby...