I consider this to be an insult, and a nasty one at that.

[davywavy]

I write like
James Joyce

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

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[madwitch.livejournal.com]

But do you write like he writes his books or his love letters?

[razornet.livejournal.com]

Could be worse. I got Dan Brown :/

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I just talk like his love letters.

I just got Chuck Palahnuik

[(Anonymous)]

and I can't even pronounce him

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[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

I get Chuck Palahniuk, Dan Brown or James Joyce; depending what I feed it...

[(Anonymous)]

Molesworth

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

So you'll be spinning yarns about a yorkshire village populated by your friends and family?

[(Anonymous)]

De Sade

[zenicurean.livejournal.com]

So we can expect your first literary masterpiece beginning with the sentence "Once upon a time and a very good time it was there was a moocow coming down along the road and this moocow that was coming down along the road met a nicens little boy named baby tuckoo" soon, then?

[(Anonymous)]

I just put Polly Toynbee's latest column through this. She writes like Dan Brown!

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[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Well, you do have an alien monstrosity as your icon.
Are you back from bongo-bongo land now?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I was thinking of "Stately, plump David..."

It's certainly more accurate.

[(Anonymous)]

"So what do you make of it, Dr Langham?"
Basilico Expositioni of the Uffizi Museum, Florence, Italy, turned back to face the world-famous symbologist, an anxious look stealing across his face. With a high-profile visit from the Pope due in less than twenty-four hours, the last thing Expositioni needed was another ritually disembowelled corpse stiffening hideously in a pentagram-shaped pool of its own blood.
Langham spoke decisively.
"I blame Thatcher."

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