Thought for the day

[davywavy]

Meat is murder.
Unless it's roadkill, in which case it's only manslaughter.

Comments

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I must say that if I hit a large, free range pig which someone had freshly rubbed down with salt, I'd certainly be laughing.

[crocodilewings.livejournal.com]

Especially if it was just biting into a fresh tasty apple it had found.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

It'd be like a dream come true.

[godzuki.livejournal.com]

Surely it should be Meat is Misadventure?

[janewilliams20.livejournal.com]

But if you pick it up and take it home, that's poaching. You want the car ahead of you to hit the pig (and suffer the damage).

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

You make a very good point.
Plainly we need to drive slowly round Shropshire in convoy, just on the off chance.

[belak-krin.livejournal.com]

Does that mean that fast food is Genocide?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

To the people who eat it, at the very least.

[danfossydan.livejournal.com]

Round this part of Shropshire, I normally see deer and the road at around 1am. They are very tasty looking...

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

What you could do is have another car on tow, and when you hit the deer put it in the second car. I'm fairly sure that wouldn't be poaching.

[danfossydan.livejournal.com]

Thing is though I only see them about once a year! Second car idea is a fine one mind.

[janewilliams20.livejournal.com]

You do know how much damage a deer will do to a car?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Okay, so you tow from a truck with Mad Max style spikes on the front.

[belak-krin.livejournal.com]

For all of their technology and scientific advancement, it was the tiniest of things that ended them. Billions of droplets of fat, unseen to their blind, staring eyes, had risen up from the bodies of the slaughtered, processed animals upon which they fed and choked their hearts into stillness.

[(Anonymous)]

and swerve all over the road.

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