Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to oh God, no, no, no, please, no.

[davywavy]

If you ask me, the mining scene in Snow White and the seven dwarfs would be dramatically improved with a Balrog.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

That's my joke, you thieving pikey

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[zenicurean.livejournal.com]

I support this idea whole-heartedly. Just as a bonus, the singing would probably stop. Unless the Balrog had a Disney villain song about how evil he is, that is.

[zenicurean.livejournal.com]

With yawning mouth this Dwarven hole
gaped for a living thing;
All the orcs cried out for blood
To the thirsty Mithril ring:
And we knew that ere one dawn grew fair
Some old wizard had to swing

Right in we went, with soul intent
On death and dread and doom;
The Balrog with his flaming wing
Went shuffling through the gloom
And Hobbits trembled as they crept
Each in their numbered tomb.

[sherbetsaucers.livejournal.com]

What wouldn't be dramatically improved with a Balrog?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Get your own Lj then.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Will you stop being so frigging talented, you little beggar.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

My arse.

[sherbetsaucers.livejournal.com]

Well we are talking about a fictional literary character, not a miracle I guess.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I dunno; a disc sander might clean it up a bit.