Gosh, an internet test. How *exciting*.
Dec. 27th, 2002 06:22 pmYou can tell I've nothing else to do, can't you?
Current Clothes: Black. I’m getting in touch with my goth heritage.
Current Mood: Zen-like calm
Current Taste: Tesco’s finest imported lager.
Current Hair: Emo-Dave, and Jenny so amusingly calls it.
Current Annoyance: My Fucking family.
Current Smell: The old room that nobody uses at my parents.
Current thing I ought to be doing: Nothing. Nothing.
Current Desktop Picture: Star Wars. GEEK!
Current Favorite Group: Offspring, as per usual.
Current Book: Baudolino, by Umberto Eco. And Hagakure, the book of Samurai. And Runaway Horses, by Yukio Mishima. Probably some other stuff what I’ve forgot.
Current DVD In Player: The A-Team
Current Refreshment: Orange Juice & Water, half-and-half.
Current Worry: The futility of existence in an uncaring universe.
Current Favorite Celebrity: Emma Peel.
Favorite...
Food: Pasta of various types
Drink: Corvoisier.
Color: Black
Shoes: The old Rockport XCS boots, before they went trendy. Bah!
Candy: Boost Guarana.
Animal: Tigers. Eating peasants, for preference.
TV Show: I do not own a television.
Movie: Two Towers. Again tonight.
Dance: The ‘jump up and down like a wanker’
Vegetables: raw carrots.
Fruit: Apples.
Are you...
Understanding: I understand it all only too well, which is why I’m constantly so miserable.
Open-minded: I’ll try anything once, except incest and folk-dancing.
Arrogant: No, I just have an accurate assessment of my own self-worth.
Insecure: About stuff I’m not good at.
Interesting: Like a nasty car accident.
Hungry: No.
Friendly: Not Particularly, no.
Smart: I’m one of those genius things, according to the tests I spent months practising.
Moody: Surly, more like.
Childish: I usually convince people I’m younger than I am, mainly by acting like a 12-year-old.
Independent: Yes.
Hard working: Only when something interests me.
Organized: not in the least bit.
Healthy: Apart from the lard, but I shall be rid of it yet.
Emotionally stable: Mainly.
Shy: Not really.
Difficult: Only in reflection of others.
Attractive: To some people, but not to others.
Bored easily: yes.
Thirsty: not currently.
Responsible: Yes, but don’t tell anyone.
Sad: Only when I stop to think.
Happy: Only when I’m not thinking.
Trusting: No. Quite the opposite.
Ill: Yo, and bad, too.
Talkative: Naturally.
Original: Well, people often say “Gosh, David, there’s nobody like you”. But I don’t think they mean it in a good way.
Different: yes, just like all my friends.
Unique: yes, just like all my friends.
Lonely: Uncaring universe…see above.
Who do you want to...
Kill: Nobody, really. Killing people would make me as bad as them, whoever they are.
Slap: My bird. Pick a reason.
Look Like: Me. Less twenty pounds, but me.
Be Like: Me. Being like someone else would be awful.
All about you:
Name: David
Nicknames: Davywavy.
Parents' nicknames: Them.
Hair color: Almost blond.
Birthday: 5/3/72
Eye Color: grey. Except when I’ve got Chlorine in my eyes, when they go a very startling blue.
Siblings: Too many.
Righty or lefty? Right Handed.
How do you describe yourself: I don’t. If I tried to list my qualities, I’m sure I would grow intolerably conceited.
What's your sign? Give Way.
do you have a bf/gf. Yes, and this one is mine, which makes a change.
On preferences...
Chocolate milk or hot chocolate? Either.
McDonald's or Burger King? Burger King, as at least their stuff looks like real meat.
Marry the perfect lover or the perfect friend? Marry?
Sweet or sour? Either
Root Beer or Dr. Pepper? dr. pepper
Sappy/action/comedy/horror? Depends on my mood. Something can be got from all of them.
Cats or dogs? Cats mainly, although Golden Retreivers are worth the time of day.
Ocean or Pool? Ocean. Indian for preference.
Cool Ranch or Nacho Cheese? nacho
Mud or Jell-O wrestling? Anyone want to offer?
With or without ice-cubes? with
Shine or rain? both
Current Clothes: Black. I’m getting in touch with my goth heritage.
Current Mood: Zen-like calm
Current Taste: Tesco’s finest imported lager.
Current Hair: Emo-Dave, and Jenny so amusingly calls it.
Current Annoyance: My Fucking family.
Current Smell: The old room that nobody uses at my parents.
Current thing I ought to be doing: Nothing. Nothing.
Current Desktop Picture: Star Wars. GEEK!
Current Favorite Group: Offspring, as per usual.
Current Book: Baudolino, by Umberto Eco. And Hagakure, the book of Samurai. And Runaway Horses, by Yukio Mishima. Probably some other stuff what I’ve forgot.
Current DVD In Player: The A-Team
Current Refreshment: Orange Juice & Water, half-and-half.
Current Worry: The futility of existence in an uncaring universe.
Current Favorite Celebrity: Emma Peel.
Favorite...
Food: Pasta of various types
Drink: Corvoisier.
Color: Black
Shoes: The old Rockport XCS boots, before they went trendy. Bah!
Candy: Boost Guarana.
Animal: Tigers. Eating peasants, for preference.
TV Show: I do not own a television.
Movie: Two Towers. Again tonight.
Dance: The ‘jump up and down like a wanker’
Vegetables: raw carrots.
Fruit: Apples.
Are you...
Understanding: I understand it all only too well, which is why I’m constantly so miserable.
Open-minded: I’ll try anything once, except incest and folk-dancing.
Arrogant: No, I just have an accurate assessment of my own self-worth.
Insecure: About stuff I’m not good at.
Interesting: Like a nasty car accident.
Hungry: No.
Friendly: Not Particularly, no.
Smart: I’m one of those genius things, according to the tests I spent months practising.
Moody: Surly, more like.
Childish: I usually convince people I’m younger than I am, mainly by acting like a 12-year-old.
Independent: Yes.
Hard working: Only when something interests me.
Organized: not in the least bit.
Healthy: Apart from the lard, but I shall be rid of it yet.
Emotionally stable: Mainly.
Shy: Not really.
Difficult: Only in reflection of others.
Attractive: To some people, but not to others.
Bored easily: yes.
Thirsty: not currently.
Responsible: Yes, but don’t tell anyone.
Sad: Only when I stop to think.
Happy: Only when I’m not thinking.
Trusting: No. Quite the opposite.
Ill: Yo, and bad, too.
Talkative: Naturally.
Original: Well, people often say “Gosh, David, there’s nobody like you”. But I don’t think they mean it in a good way.
Different: yes, just like all my friends.
Unique: yes, just like all my friends.
Lonely: Uncaring universe…see above.
Who do you want to...
Kill: Nobody, really. Killing people would make me as bad as them, whoever they are.
Slap: My bird. Pick a reason.
Look Like: Me. Less twenty pounds, but me.
Be Like: Me. Being like someone else would be awful.
All about you:
Name: David
Nicknames: Davywavy.
Parents' nicknames: Them.
Hair color: Almost blond.
Birthday: 5/3/72
Eye Color: grey. Except when I’ve got Chlorine in my eyes, when they go a very startling blue.
Siblings: Too many.
Righty or lefty? Right Handed.
How do you describe yourself: I don’t. If I tried to list my qualities, I’m sure I would grow intolerably conceited.
What's your sign? Give Way.
do you have a bf/gf. Yes, and this one is mine, which makes a change.
On preferences...
Chocolate milk or hot chocolate? Either.
McDonald's or Burger King? Burger King, as at least their stuff looks like real meat.
Marry the perfect lover or the perfect friend? Marry?
Sweet or sour? Either
Root Beer or Dr. Pepper? dr. pepper
Sappy/action/comedy/horror? Depends on my mood. Something can be got from all of them.
Cats or dogs? Cats mainly, although Golden Retreivers are worth the time of day.
Ocean or Pool? Ocean. Indian for preference.
Cool Ranch or Nacho Cheese? nacho
Mud or Jell-O wrestling? Anyone want to offer?
With or without ice-cubes? with
Shine or rain? both