If you get carpet burns from rubbing yourself on the carpet, how do you get Monty Burns?

[davywavy]

As has puddingcat, I have to recommend "Two Weeks Notice". I'm not usually one for romantic comedies, but hugh Grant swanning about as the arrogant, insenstive, and hopelessly indecisive Mr. Wade in this film had her laughing like a drain, and me rather flattered that they'd got Hugh Grant to play me.
Seroiusly; the resemblance in terms of personality is astonishing. Go and watch it to see what I mean. Aside from the fact he's hugely rich and I'm not, the character is me. rightening, huh?

Other than that a jolly few days, aside from the stinking cold that had me whining about being ill yesterday and skiving off work ("I figure I can stay at home and feel crap, or travel for two hours to feel crap in the office, so I'm staying at home" is an effective sicky call-in to one's boss).

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[raggedyman.livejournal.com]

must.. not.. answer.. question..
smut levels.. rising.. cant contain.. immature.. giggles..

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Now you see why I'm very glad it's not his lj icon any more :)

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

"Yoinks, my bottom hurts. I must have Monty burns."

Litigation

[(Anonymous)]

OK Wade

Thats it. My Lawyers ill be contacting you shortly (the old firm, Sou, Grabbitt and Wrun).

The concept of you as Hugh Grant explains the pictures of you in limos in LA......

Actually suing you is a bit like a broken pencil. Pointless.

God, I'm bored

Hope all is well out there

Pip pip

MOnty

See My Vest

[ex-boog351.livejournal.com]

Burns: Some men hunt for sport,
Others hunt for food,
The only thing I'm hunting for,
Is an outfit that looks good...

See my vest, see my vest,
Made from real gorilla chest,
Feel this sweater, there's no better,
Than authentic Irish setter.

See this hat, 'twas my cat,
My evening wear - vampire bat,
These white slippers are albino
African endangered rhino.

Grizzly bear underwear,
Turtles' necks, I've got my share,
Beret of poodle, on my noodle
It shall rest,

Try my red robin suit,
It comes one breast or two,
See my vest, see my vest,
See my vest.

Like my loafers? Former gophers -
It was that or skin my chauffeurs,
But a greyhound fur tuxedo
Would be best,

So let's prepare these dogs,

Mrs. Potts: Kill two for matching clogs,

Burns: See my vest, see my vest,
Oh please, won't you see my vest

Clearly you're being watched...

[applez.livejournal.com]

You should demand monetary compensation for use of your character. :-)


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