Vampire limericks....

[davywavy]

In light of wicked_wish's 'Vampire redneck Haiku' meme, I have to begin the Vampire limerick meme.

Contributions welcome, and to start you all off...

There once was a Vampire called Vlad
In Black he was usually clad
His style celebrated
Was much imitated
By Goths both pathetic and sad.

Now write your own, beginning: "There once was a vampire..."

Comments

[blue-cat.livejournal.com]

Wah, can't put my favorite as it is VERY TMI :)

[neophyte-13.livejournal.com]

*looks curious*
how much TMI?

[blue-cat.livejournal.com]

Gone to your LJ and posted it!

[honeyspy.livejournal.com]

hahahahahaa! *falls off chair*