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Reading my sisters copy of this months Eve (a crap magazine for girls) I discover that the latest scientific research has demonstrated ‘drinking wine can help you conceive’.

Well, you don’t say. I had always thought this the primary purpose of any alcoholic beverage, but it seems that girls are now getting wise to that little trick. It looks like I’ll have to resort to the weapon of last resort and rely upon my personality.

Sod that, I’ll just offer money.

Date: 2003-11-13 07:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] riksowden.livejournal.com
Thats the primary purpose? Then why do i drink?

It makes no sense, no sense i tells ya!

*cue decent into madness*

Date: 2003-11-13 08:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
Well, you certianly *look* pregnant?

Date: 2003-11-13 08:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] riksowden.livejournal.com
Aww thanks, thats the nicest thing you've ever said about me...

Date: 2003-11-13 08:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-boog351.livejournal.com
There's always the good old bottle of chloroform and a handkerchief.

Date: 2003-11-13 11:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sollunastella.livejournal.com
Hmmmm.....I personally have other weaknesses, but then thats just me ;)

"I’ll just offer money."

Date: 2003-11-13 12:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puddingcat.livejournal.com
About time. I was about to send in the bailiffs. Do you have any idea how much you owe me?

Date: 2003-11-14 02:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
You know, sometimes I bite my tongue so hard I draw blood?
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