Alcohol does *what*, you say?
Nov. 13th, 2003 02:46 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
davywavyReading my sisters copy of this months Eve (a crap magazine for girls) I discover that the latest scientific research has demonstrated ‘drinking wine can help you conceive’.
Well, you don’t say. I had always thought this the primary purpose of any alcoholic beverage, but it seems that girls are now getting wise to that little trick. It looks like I’ll have to resort to the weapon of last resort and rely upon my personality.
Sod that, I’ll just offer money.
Well, you don’t say. I had always thought this the primary purpose of any alcoholic beverage, but it seems that girls are now getting wise to that little trick. It looks like I’ll have to resort to the weapon of last resort and rely upon my personality.
Sod that, I’ll just offer money.
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Date: 2003-11-13 07:18 am (UTC)It makes no sense, no sense i tells ya!
*cue decent into madness*
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Date: 2003-11-13 08:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-11-13 08:11 am (UTC)