En garde!

[davywavy]

I have just challenged ukmonty to a duel. Suggestions of the format this may take are welcomed.

I have no wish for this to be a battle of wits, as I would not fight an unarmed man.

Comments

[riksowden.livejournal.com]

the obvious answer is either food or drink - a challenge to identify successfully beers/wines? with the loser paying, of course...?

[nevecat.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's a great idea :)

On a tangent - Paulo and I were discussing at the pub the fact that people really must get together for a food-for-the-sake-of-food party/meet.

[riksowden.livejournal.com]

see - my ideas are great :D

Plagarism = nil Point

[ukmonty.livejournal.com]

A hit to me I think.

As the challenged party that means I choose weapons I believe. Hmmmmmmmmm.

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[riksowden.livejournal.com]

Choose beer, beer!

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[isalani.livejournal.com]

Duel using history, each pick one nation and then try to prove that you are the more sucessfull by your country of choice's history.

Re: Plagarism = nil Point

[riksowden.livejournal.com]

But they'd have to be not part of the Empire...cos otherwise there'd be a punch-up to start with ;)

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[ukmonty.livejournal.com]

I would like it to be a bit of a challenge. Quite frankly he drinks like some sort of Northern git.

Hang on a minute.......

Re: Plagarism = nil Point

[riksowden.livejournal.com]

Yes...?

*taps foot*

What'cho sayin' monty?

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[ukmonty.livejournal.com]

well, its bit like a southern git, but buys less rounds and falls over quicker.

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[riksowden.livejournal.com]

Ooooh - thats fighting talk where i'm from...

Sorry - can't resist

[kathminchin.livejournal.com]

handbags at dawn?

*ducks and runs*

[weejock.livejournal.com]

Spudguns at 5 paces.

[ex-boog351.livejournal.com]

How about dildos? The first one to make an expression like my icon loses

[ukmonty.livejournal.com]

please do not allow your own experiences when living with Wade colour your expectations of what may be considered appropriate.

Besides he's not supposed to enjoy it...

[ex-boog351.livejournal.com]

It was living with Wadester that caused me to disregard the appropriate and think only of my own enjoyment.

That makes it more fun :)

[zenmeisterin.livejournal.com]

Jalapeno eating contest? :-P

[arralethe.livejournal.com]

A game of No-holds-barred croquet on a very very big lawn.

It's the only civilised way to settle anything.

[reddragdiva]

Cockfighting.

[ukporl.livejournal.com]

Dammit! I can't believe I was beaten to _another_ gag.

Bugger.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Yeah? Gag on this.

Oh, hang on.

I'll get me coat.

Yeah, yeah.

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

That's what you always say.

[ukporl.livejournal.com]

I'll resist the temptation to suggest a cock fight and go with the Anecdotal Attack.

Both of you go into a room, lock the door and proceed to regale each other with anecdotes - 'real' or 'woolly mammoth', it doesn't matter.

Whoever survives the onslaught longest is the winner.

[ukmonty.livejournal.com]

That reminds of the time when I went mammoth hunting with Barkers and Taters, and we......

....Bugger. Busted