davywavy | Brains! BRAINS!

When out striding briskly across the rolling grounds of Stately Wade Manor, in between setting the hounds on passing poor people and stamping on any flowers I might encounter, I often divert myself by thinking. Last time I went out walking I got to thinking about zombie movies, which led me on to thinking about what I'd do if I were caught in the situation depicted in films like Dawn of the Dead or Resident Evil; i.e. that zombies are prowling the land eating folk, and I'm trying to survive. What would I do? Naturally, zombies are very stupid and slow but they're also persistent and hard to stop so relying upon fleetness of foot alone is a short-term solution. Some way of avoiding being devoured in the longer term must be found, and quickly.
It's a diverting thought - the body of literature on the subject is large, ranging from hiding in a cave with a gun and 60000 tins of Spam right through to

andydavis stripping off and joining the throng in the hope of some hot zombie love.

So this is the question to you all to think about today.
You wake up tomorrow morning to discover that the dead are rising from the grave with a hunger for the flesh of the living. What do you do?