To the tune of "I wish it could be Christmas every day" by The Sweet.
It's the annual gaming bash
When Wizards want your cash
And Nobody gets to go to bed
Michael Sheard doesn't pay
He gets free drinks bought all day
And the geeks are crying 'cos their favourite characters dead
There's the vampires sucking blood
And the food's no f***ing good
And there's cheap, crap hotel rooms where you can sleep
There's the spotty little twats
Who've all brought their Magic packs
And they buy the boosters like a load of F***ing sheep
Well I wish it could be GenCon ev'ry day
When the geeks don't wash
And the fat chicks can't roleplay
Well I wish it could be GenCon ev'ry day
Let the bells ring out for GenCon
On the downside, that means I'm going to have to write something.
It's the annual gaming bash
When Wizards want your cash
And Nobody gets to go to bed
Michael Sheard doesn't pay
He gets free drinks bought all day
And the geeks are crying 'cos their favourite characters dead
There's the vampires sucking blood
And the food's no f***ing good
And there's cheap, crap hotel rooms where you can sleep
There's the spotty little twats
Who've all brought their Magic packs
And they buy the boosters like a load of F***ing sheep
Well I wish it could be GenCon ev'ry day
When the geeks don't wash
And the fat chicks can't roleplay
Well I wish it could be GenCon ev'ry day
Let the bells ring out for GenCon
On the downside, that means I'm going to have to write something.
Cool!
Date: 2004-01-23 03:09 pm (UTC)*marks diary*
GAH!
Date: 2004-01-24 01:39 am (UTC)Fucking BUTLINS!
IN OCTOBER!
I remember CRYOGENCON at fucking Pontins in Camber Sands.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaghh!
A hotplate is NO way to keep warm!
G
Re: GAH!
Date: 2004-01-24 08:20 am (UTC)Re: GAH!
Date: 2004-01-24 12:36 pm (UTC)Thinking about it, the ad said, the games are going to be in the "tented area". Hm.
Re: GAH!
Date: 2004-01-24 12:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-01-24 03:12 am (UTC)grrrr