In like a lion, out like a lamb.

[davywavy]

But that's quite enough about my love life.

Consecutive Spam mails this evening, one offering to enlarge my penis, the other to enlarge my breasts. I'm torn over which to reply to. Or both. I could get a job in a circus.

Comments

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

No, I just work with a couple of clowns.

[kathminchin.livejournal.com]

hey, you employed them :-)

[sollunastella.livejournal.com]

Lucky you - I only get offers to enlarge my penis.......