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Giving up booze for lent (again) is proving decidedly easy. I'll drink for other peoples parties and so on as sitting prune-faced and passing out leaflets warning of the dangers of the demon drink is hardly sociable, but aside from that nary a drop has passed my lips.
So, to up the challenge, I've given up chocolate as well. You may be surprised how much harder this has been...
Oh, how those saucy Boost Bars taunt me. Gaggles of King Size Mars Bars hang out on street corners offering themselves to me for only a small sum of cash, and that box of Thorntons Chocolate Coated Gingers is dressed provocatively - no court in the land would convict me.

However, thus far willpower seems to be winning out. Willpower and honey coated Cashew nuts, anyway. Gods, they're the food of satan so they are. Not only are they so, so gorgeous, they have led me to the discovery that a cashew nut split in half makes a handy pair of inpromptu vampire fangs when wedged under the top lip.

Next year I'm going to really challenge myself by giving up Alcohol, Chocolate and First-Person-Shooters. Now that's really going to be difficult.

*UPDATE*
I have now eaten two bags of honey coated cashews and I feel remarkably unwell. I think I may have cured my addiction.

Date: 2004-03-24 05:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robinbloke.livejournal.com
Giving up FPS's? Whoa, now that is hardcore.

Date: 2004-03-24 05:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] winterthing.livejournal.com
Aha! Another person who understands how chocolate can just seduce an innocent passer by! Thornton's chocolate is the worst - those vile little whores just won't leave you alone. They practically force you into buying.

Date: 2004-03-24 05:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
Yes! Those filthy, filthy bitches in their crotchless wrapping and silver foil which barely covers their shame!

I must clean the streets. Call me a hansom cab to Bourneville.

Date: 2004-03-24 06:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robinbloke.livejournal.com
Seen Gordon Ramsay's Just Deserts choc box? Ohhhh my various gods they're yummy.

Date: 2004-03-24 06:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
The confectionary trollops. They're just asking for it.

Date: 2004-03-24 06:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] riksowden.livejournal.com
i've given up caffine, and its hell. really hell.

Date: 2004-03-24 06:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
I gave up caffeine a while ago when I realised how much trouble I was having sleeping. If I keep giving things up at this rate I'll be on hardtack and water by next year.

Date: 2004-03-24 07:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] riksowden.livejournal.com
i want lent to be over with...so much...

Next year's challenge

Date: 2004-03-24 07:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arralethe.livejournal.com
For a *real* challenge, I reckon you should try to give up sarcasm for Lent.

Just a suggestion.

Re: Next year's challenge

Date: 2004-03-24 07:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
Oh, yeah, that's a *really* good idea.

Re: Next year's challenge

Date: 2004-03-24 07:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arralethe.livejournal.com
See what I mean? You're clearly an addict!

Re: Next year's challenge

Date: 2004-03-24 07:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
I could stop any time I wanted.

Re: Next year's challenge

Date: 2004-03-24 08:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arralethe.livejournal.com
The cry of the sarcasm abuser.....

Date: 2004-03-24 04:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] godzuki.livejournal.com
Dave, I wonder if you can help me, I am trying to track down an old online friend I lost contact with, and I know they were a member of the cam - if i give you the details can you maybe put word out?

Its very sketchy!

Which email can I reach you on?

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