To pass the afternoon constructively...

[davywavy]

As Stolen from wicked_wish

The internet is now the sort of place where you can get a man dressed in a chicken suit to obey your every whim.
Commands covered thus far have included; "Rotate", "Worship me", "Masturbate", "Go on, shove something up your arse", "Eat part of ytour own body", and "Indicate if they pay you enough for this."
I await your suggested actions with interest.

Comments

[raggedhalo.livejournal.com]

"Shake your money-maker" worked nicely ;-)

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

If you tell him to strike off his chains and be free, he just leaves.

[eddyfate.livejournal.com]

Did he actually shove something up his arse?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

No, but he mimed it.

And 'Show us your tits!' is deeply, deeply distressing.

[eddyfate.livejournal.com]

What's interesting is that I think that it's not a live feed (he seems to stand in the same position, and "jump" a lot), so someone filmed every possible variation they could think of, then put them up. Either a computer or a human triggers which video to play.

That's my guess.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Yes, it is a response activated loop, but it's very, very well done.

[eddyfate.livejournal.com]

It is, I'll give it that.

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

"die" is quiet amusing.

[eddyfate.livejournal.com]

It is.

I also noticed afterwards that the chicken appears to be wearing garters, and it clicked that the whole thing is a sendup of "live feed" porn sites.

Hats off to Burger King - very clever.

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

It just danced the can-can for me :o

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

And he tried to do a handstand, and he tried to do a poo :)

[ex-boog351.livejournal.com]

You know, I think I might have actually annoyed him. When I'd finished, he was shaking his fist at the webcam.

[rosamicula.livejournal.com]

"masturbate furiously whilst singing God Save the Queen" was rather disappointing

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

It usually is in my experience.

[rosamicula.livejournal.com]

I imagine you would bash your bishop whist singing "On Ilkley Moor Bar Tat". Not that I actually do ever imagine you bashing your or any one else's bishop.