Due to time constraints, a meme.

[davywavy]

Swiped wholesale from cryx. I'm busy today.

Invent a memory of me and post it in the comments. It can be anything you want, so long as it's something that's never happened. Then, of course, post this to your journal and see what people would like to remember of you, only the universe failed to cooperate in making it happen so they had to make it up instead.

Comments

[riksowden.livejournal.com]

There was that time in the pub where you got Rooney and banged his face into the bar, then, when he was stunned ground your heel into his head screaming "How do you like *this* oppression socialist-boy!"

Good times :)

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

The very best.

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Well there was that one time you pulled up outside the Vamp National in the bone fide Batmobile from the 1970's film, then spent three hours trying to find a parking space big enough.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

When I was at school I wrote to Jim'll fix it to ask if he could arrange for me to show up at school in that car.

This is actually true.

[ex-boog351.livejournal.com]

When I was at school I knew a bloke who wrote to Jim'll fix it to ask if he could fix it for him to castrate a camel. He now works as an undertaker. I daren't ask.

[(Anonymous)]

i remember that time u didnt act like a twat.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Nah, nobody will ever believe that that ever happened.

Nice to see the anonymous poster back, btw.

[riksowden.livejournal.com]

and with fabulous internet spelling. I wonder if he's leet?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Most of them are, you know :)

[riksowden.livejournal.com]

scum of the earth...

[twicedead.livejournal.com]

I remember that time you took over the internet... and you tracked down and killed certain anonymous posters, and the guy who sent out all the Passion spam.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I quite liked the passion spam, actually. And I feel quite affectionate towards my semi-regular stalker.

[twicedead.livejournal.com]

I guess stalking can be quite Byronesque. Though Byron probably would never have said:

AND U R ded, as young and fair
As 0 of mortal birth;

[inskauldrak.livejournal.com]

I remember walking in on one of your BDSM sessions with Maggie. Gave a whole new meaning to the term 'ruling with an iron fist' ; )

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

And, as it turned out, the lady *was* for turning.

[ex-boog351.livejournal.com]

I remember the day you picked up an axe and murdered Ritchie, Robin and Me, all the while humming the theme tune to Bloodsport. Marvellous!

[cygny.livejournal.com]

I remember the first time we met, we ended up having a huge discussion about the EU, then ended up drinking until we got totally wasted. You said you never saw a girl drink like me and to be honest, neither did I until that moment. Do you know you're a bad influence on people?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

You know, that really *could* have happened.

[cygny.livejournal.com]

You mean it didn't?!?! O_O

Must have been a serious hangover :P