It must be true, the internet says so.

[davywavy]

According to www.thespark.com, I will have sex with 37 more people before I die.

I can only assume that I'm going to be sent to prison.

Comments

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Or that pornstar break you've always wanted is just around the corner...

"Toffs get doffed"
"Wavey davey shavey"
...

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Featuring immortal dialogue
"That's not his forelock he's tugging"

"He said I had to use the tradesmans entrance"

"Is that how you excerise your droit de seigneur?"

[angusabranson.livejournal.com]

I've got another 25 ahead of me. 24 women and one man apparently....

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Well, nothing personal, but I hope your man isn't me.

Then again, I suspect you hope that too.

*Sighs*

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Off you go then. Come back when you've finished.

I want a list of names, ratings out of 10, and phone numbers for anyone scoring 9 or higher.

And I TOLD you...

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

I'm only going to have another 4 people, and I'm only 42% sexy. So *pppppppttthhhhhhhbbbbb*

Re: And I TOLD you...

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

It's on the internet. It must be true.

And you beat me on the sexiness quiz, anyway :p