Good Heavens.

[davywavy]

I'm going to be an uncle.
Boy do I feel suddenly old.

Nice to know the child will have a good role model to look up to, anyway.

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[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

....

That's going to be one perfect child. I can't see your sister allowing it to be anything else.

Niece or nephew, when will you know?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Dunno what it is going to be. Some sort of blond haired Midwich Cuckoo I'll be bound.

It still renmains a source of wonder to me that anyone in their right mind would want to boff a member of my family.

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

Thank the powers that be it's the sister...

[wendy-lady.livejournal.com]

Ouch!! That hurt!! However, it does show that you know his family well!!

Congratulations to your sister Dave!

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I'm still going "But...but...someone willingly had sex with a member of my family! Error! Error! Does not compute!"

[ex-boog351.livejournal.com]

Congratulations.

On the other hand, the screaming kids on the train on Thursday did leave me vowing never to sire a new race of Neils.

Oh no it's Uncle davy

[rosamicula.livejournal.com]

Old? You are ancient in the uncle stakes. Due to the general freakishness of my family - Mother born at end of WWI, eldest sibling born during WWII and me born during Vietnam War - I was an aunt before I was born, but my eldest half-brother's baby died two months before I made my appearance. I have no contact with my family, but if I did there's already two little blighters entitled to call me Great Aunt Rosamicula. Heaven Forfend.

You should manage very well, if your generally avuncular tone is anything to go by :-)

[inskauldrak.livejournal.com]

congratulations to you and yours! : )

However, you will probably need help adjusting. So might I be the first to say...

HELLO UNCAAHHHHH DAAAVVVVVVVYYYYWWWWWWAAAAAAVVVVVYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Here's half-a-crown.
I don't want to see you again until next year.

[arralethe.livejournal.com]

I feel your pain, especially as on my wedding day I inherited a 7 year old nephew who then proceeded to "Auntie V, Auntie V" me to death for the rest of the day.

This trend is sure to continue as my friends all start to fall off the "having kids is bad" wagon.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

So, when are you going to get a bun in the oven?

[arralethe.livejournal.com]

Actually, I was thinking of going for the tried and tested "inject a retro virus into unsuspecting host, to produce several clones after said host has been turned into some weird cocoon type thing".

When the technology is available for full and perfect clones from a vat, I'll consider it. Mixing my DNA with someone else's seems like a bad idea in so many ways. And quite frankly, I've seen how big a baby's head is. No chance.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

You know, when I'm talking to you I seem to spend half my time biting my tongue for fear of the consquences...