davywavy: (gypsy)
davywavy ([personal profile] davywavy) wrote2004-05-18 12:26 pm

Don't mess with us Gypsies!

Faced with intolerable threats, Gypsy Rose David has placed a Gypsy Curse upon [livejournal.com profile] ukmonty. Suggestions for the form this curse may take are welcomed.

well, if you need to ask

[identity profile] ukmonty.livejournal.com 2004-05-18 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
Beer? Free Cigs, BYT's at my beck and call? You know, the usual.

Re: well, if you need to ask

[identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com 2004-05-18 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
I meant a curse on you, not all your friends.

Re: well, if you need to ask

[identity profile] ukmonty.livejournal.com 2004-05-18 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
but think about it, you would be contributing to my eventual downfall into depravity and sin.....

Re: well, if you need to ask

[identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com 2004-05-18 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
Eventual?

Re: well, if you need to ask

[identity profile] ukmonty.livejournal.com 2004-05-18 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
Downfall. At the moment I am in training

[identity profile] sesquipedality.livejournal.com 2004-05-18 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
You could always curse him with a sentient liver.

[identity profile] ukmonty.livejournal.com 2004-05-18 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
well, at least the conversation might be more stimulating

[identity profile] robinbloke.livejournal.com 2004-05-18 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
All his wine tasting like water?

[identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com 2004-05-18 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I suppose that's the way he drinks it.

[identity profile] kathminchin.livejournal.com 2004-05-18 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
curse him to be teetotal?

[identity profile] ukmonty.livejournal.com 2004-05-18 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
now the real question to ask is would that be a bad thing? Is teetotal inherently seen as a bad thing? inquiring minds need to know (as does the brewing industry, I have noticed that certain stock has started to plunge since this thread was started. Think of thye poor brewers children, for all our sakes!)

[identity profile] kathminchin.livejournal.com 2004-05-18 09:09 am (UTC)(link)
I think it would be a bad thing for you.

And it was supposed to be a curse after all ...

[identity profile] puddingcat.livejournal.com 2004-05-18 11:37 am (UTC)(link)
May he have the alcohol tolerance of an Englishman, the courage of a Spaniard, the family of a redneck and the love life of a Welshman.

[identity profile] ukmonty.livejournal.com 2004-05-18 02:00 pm (UTC)(link)
My life summed up, alas

[identity profile] durtysanchez.livejournal.com 2004-05-18 11:59 am (UTC)(link)
He breaks out in a chicken dance when he speaks to anyone he's attracted to.