Don't mess with us Gypsies!

[davywavy]

Faced with intolerable threats, Gypsy Rose David has placed a Gypsy Curse upon ukmonty. Suggestions for the form this curse may take are welcomed.

Comments

well, if you need to ask

[ukmonty.livejournal.com]

Beer? Free Cigs, BYT's at my beck and call? You know, the usual.

Re: well, if you need to ask

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I meant a curse on you, not all your friends.

Re: well, if you need to ask

[ukmonty.livejournal.com]

but think about it, you would be contributing to my eventual downfall into depravity and sin.....

Re: well, if you need to ask

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Eventual?

Re: well, if you need to ask

[ukmonty.livejournal.com]

Downfall. At the moment I am in training

[sesquipedality.livejournal.com]

You could always curse him with a sentient liver.

[ukmonty.livejournal.com]

well, at least the conversation might be more stimulating

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

All his wine tasting like water?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Well, I suppose that's the way he drinks it.

[kathminchin.livejournal.com]

curse him to be teetotal?

[ukmonty.livejournal.com]

now the real question to ask is would that be a bad thing? Is teetotal inherently seen as a bad thing? inquiring minds need to know (as does the brewing industry, I have noticed that certain stock has started to plunge since this thread was started. Think of thye poor brewers children, for all our sakes!)

[kathminchin.livejournal.com]

I think it would be a bad thing for you.

And it was supposed to be a curse after all ...

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

May he have the alcohol tolerance of an Englishman, the courage of a Spaniard, the family of a redneck and the love life of a Welshman.

[ukmonty.livejournal.com]

My life summed up, alas

[durtysanchez.livejournal.com]

He breaks out in a chicken dance when he speaks to anyone he's attracted to.