I'm busy today, so you're just getting memes.

[davywavy]

If you want any jokes, you can write them yourselves.

Go on, tell me what you thought when you first met me.
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[ukmonty.livejournal.com]

Where did we meet again?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

The Cam , I presume.

[ukmonty.livejournal.com]

Must have been, you didnt use to hang around the same places as me. Talking of which, fancy comming round and watching some chaps in leather running round and possing tonight?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

'friad I'm going to bail on you old chap. Nothing personal, but my determination to be the sort of chap who can run round in a leather skirt without embarrasing wobbles has taken me over.

[ukmonty.livejournal.com]

But that means I'll be all alone with angusabranson!

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a match made in heaven.

[ukmonty.livejournal.com]

Thats why I thoughtt you'd like to make up a threesome for the evening

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I'm glad I've eaten.

[ukmonty.livejournal.com]

Oh, Has porky already had lunch then?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I don't know, have you?

[ukmonty.livejournal.com]

Touche, my wobbly chum.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Get out of bed on the wrong side this morning, did you, gutbucket?

[ukmonty.livejournal.com]

no, it collapsed under my inordinate weight as I arose from my slumber. Lets end this one for all time. How much do you weight then tubs?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

15st, of solid, rippling muscle.

[ukmonty.livejournal.com]

14st of extremly well marinaided and well dressed British Beef