On top of everything else, I seem now to have acquired a bug of some sort. Normal service, blah blah blah, resumed, blah blah blah, soon as, blah blah blah.
In this day and age bugs a enevitable, even the most stringent of software processes will still allow some though.
An appropriate patch to your source code is on the way, please shut yourself down or run in safe mode untill one of our operators can contact you.
In the mean time, please refrain from connecting to the internet without adequate protection, and do not allow unauthorized access to any of your ports.
The bug is only the beginning. You will suddenly become spotty; your hair, if you have any, will start pointing in odd directions it's never pointed in before; your clothes will cease to fit you in any way that could possibly be described as flattering; and your breath will begin to smell. You have just become single, and therefore your body will do everything it can to render you repulsive to the opposite sex.
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Date: 2004-06-01 02:27 am (UTC)An appropriate patch to your source code is on the way, please shut yourself down or run in safe mode untill one of our operators can contact you.
In the mean time, please refrain from connecting to the internet without adequate protection, and do not allow unauthorized access to any of your ports.
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