davywavy | Mortification, Asceticism, and just to see if I can.

As part of the grand david-becoming-buff plan, I've decided to have a go at giving up alcohol, tobacco, chocolate, and caffeine for the rest of this month. I managed alcohol and chocolate pretty well a few months ago, and so I'm interested to see how good my willpower really is.

The rule is as before: if I end up at a party I'm not going to sit there with a face like I'm sucking a lemon, leading refrains of Onward Christian Soldiers and handing out temperance leaflets. I will instead get royally trashed.
However, if anyone spots me puffing on my pipe with a glass of brandy in my hand at, say, a Cam event before July, they're cordially invited to blip me over the head and tell me just what a failure I am.