"Only puffs and toughs come out of Yorkshire...

[davywavy]

...and you don't look like no puff to me!"

Double Ninja high school tonight, and boy I'm going to regret it in the morning. However, assuming I make it to Florida next month I'm determined to be able to get my shirt off on the beach without having well-meaning environmentalists pouring buckets of water over me to keep me alive.

I was complimented on how much lard I've lost by someone at the gym, completely unprompted. It was very gratifying and all, but sadly it was a hugely fat man with a shaved head and so therefore failed to satisfy several of my major pulling criteria.

Comments

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

IIRC, you pulled fat people before. Wasn't there a certain couple at an ICC or other US con?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I didn't pull them! They tried to pull me, you swine. Fortunately I had the 'old cricketing injury' excuse to put them off.

[(Anonymous)]

oi, don't be weightist ozzy. What's wrong with pulling fat people?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Perhaps you don't know the precise story that Ozzy is referring to, oh mysterious poster, you.
Sign yourself to your words, and the tale shall be told.

[(Anonymous)]

well you aren't weightist, your track record shows that!

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I don't know what you're talking about? Certainly I've never been to bed with any women who wasn't beautiful and sexy - or would you like to tell them that they aren't? Got any examples? After all, anonymity is bravery when it comes to slinging mud, isn't it?

[(Anonymous)]

shit, you call them sexy? you'r sick, man!

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Are you saying any of them weren't? Does your anonymity-related bravery stretch so far as to pointing at any specific people, or is it just me you're trying to wind up?

If that's what yo're trying to do, you're amusing me, no more.

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

*I* am not, I was simply reacting to David's post.

[cloudwoman13.livejournal.com]

He comes to the States! I just got back from visiting my father and his new wife in Florida- nice place...

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Iwth any luck I shall, yes. I even considered a fly by through NY (I know a whole bunch of people there), but can't afford to do so, sadly.

[cloudwoman13.livejournal.com]

oh man... if you came to ny i could see ya!

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I know - there's nebuchanezzer in NY as well, who is most lovely.