Death Star found orbiting Saturn

[davywavy]

Courtesy of karohemd

That's not a moon, that's a space station.

I hope this doesn't mean there are Ewoks on Titan.

Comments

[cygny.livejournal.com]

Why not? Ewoks are cute, aren't they? :)

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Open Fire.
All Weapons.

[cygny.livejournal.com]

Now wait just a minute!
Put up forcefield.

*stands tall, or as tall as possible, dozens of Ewoks hiding behind her* What do you have against these cute, fluffy beings? They at least would look up to you :)

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Their cute fluffiness is reason enough for their elimination. Step aside, woman, or cook also in the barrage of nuclear fire.

[cygny.livejournal.com]

I'm shocked! You would sacrifice me without flinching, just to take revenge on your own lack of cute fluffiness?

[ukmonty.livejournal.com]

Its all because they wouldnt let him have an ewok suit when he was little.

[cygny.livejournal.com]

Thank you for this explanation. I shall now have an image of nightmare running through my head, David in an ewok suit, trying to get back all the cute fluffiness he had wanted to achieve as a child :P