Reasons my brother does not have a girlfriend, number 65,009,468

[davywavy]

Girl: "Do you think I've put on weight?"
Brother: "If you had a pair of curly horns, you'd look like a space hopper."

It's nice to know that there is someone in this world against whom I will always look good in comparison.

Comments

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

*Raises sceptical eyebrow*

I grant you, you may never have looked bad in comparison.

[riksowden.livejournal.com]

Wow - thats great!

Did he realise this was a bad thing to say a) beforehand, and say it anyhow, b) afterwards, and try to talk his way out of it, c) when someone pointed it out, and he tried to talk his way out of it and instead got into more trouble?

If c), does he want to be a Sowden?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Oh, he knew.

[riksowden.livejournal.com]

Then i respect someone with balls which go clang, and a sense of humour which calls for armour.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

His plums usually only go clang when he is kicked in them.

[riksowden.livejournal.com]

and he knew this before making the clanging statement...

[ukmonty.livejournal.com]

Glad to see the Wade Charm is still there

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Oh, you kept it, did you? Can I have it back?

[ukmonty.livejournal.com]

Considering its obvious effects I think I will hide it somewhere.

Doesnt Hillary have some spare she can lend you?

[sue-b.livejournal.com]

Tact isn't one of his strong points is it???

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

If he has any strong points, I've yet to notice them.

Then again, I've only known him for 32 years, so there's time yet.

[sue-b.livejournal.com]

Nahh.... too late for him

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

It's never too late!

[sue-b.livejournal.com]

True.... but this is your brother that we are talking about here

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

That's true. It might have been too late for years in that case.