At the cinema last night.

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They plainly didn't have enough room to fit the entire name of "Round the World in Eighty Days" into the advertising hoarding, resulting in the cinema proudly announcing to the world that it was showing Jackie Chan and Halle Berry's unsung porn masterpiece "Round the World in Catwoman."

I'd pay good money to see that, so long as Chan did the choreography.