Your so-called point being...?

[davywavy]

http://www.thehob.co.uk/northerner.asp

YOU ARE A NORTHERN BASTARD

Flat caps, tripe, life down t'pit, black pudding, Grimsby. Just a few of the things that you hold dear to your heart, for you are now officially a Northern Bastard. Why not celebrate with a good ol' fashioned party in the street with bunting, flags and jelly and custard?

If you are, in fact, a southerner and are reading this then don't be too disappointed. You now have to be friendly to people, pronounce poor as 'poowa' and take baths in a steel bathtub in front of the living room fire. Not really. That would be ridiculous. Just move to Workington.

If you are in fact a true northerner, good on ya! And, we'll see you down south in a couple of years. Just you watch.

In conclusion, I'll si thi later, ya bastard!

Comments

[sue-b.livejournal.com]

Apparently I am also a northern bastard, but considering the furtherest north I have been has been your place. I consider that test to be flawed or I have been listening to you too much

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

You never listen to me. Nobody ever does.

[emlett.livejournal.com]

aw, poor davywavy!
maybe you should invest in a megaphone?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

An ear trumpet, perhaps.

[sue-b.livejournal.com]

Well considering your family's history that may not be a bad idea....

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Pardon?

[emlett.livejournal.com]

lots of ear trumpets for those who never listen to you AND a megaphone to shout at them for their impudence!
:)

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Why, the scamps!

[ex-boog351.livejournal.com]

Thats cos they've got more sense ;-)

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Harrumph.

[sue-b.livejournal.com]

True, then in that case the test is flawed!

Or those 2 days in Scotland effected me more than I thought!

Much amused!

[ketchgirl.livejournal.com]

I too am apparently a Northern Bastard - Although I do love black pudding :)

Re: Much amused!

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmmmm...Black pudding.

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

I'm northern? Me? Bah. Apparently those years in Teeside count too much against me.

[student-heaven.livejournal.com]

Ooh, a subject close to my heart!

I love the "now you have to be friendly to people" bit. It's funny because it's true.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Huizzah for the north!

Did you know that LJ won't let you list "the manifest destiny of the Yorkshire people" as an interest?