Your so-called point being...?
Sep. 3rd, 2004 04:31 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
davywavyhttp://www.thehob.co.uk/northerner.asp
YOU ARE A NORTHERN BASTARD
Flat caps, tripe, life down t'pit, black pudding, Grimsby. Just a few of the things that you hold dear to your heart, for you are now officially a Northern Bastard. Why not celebrate with a good ol' fashioned party in the street with bunting, flags and jelly and custard?
If you are, in fact, a southerner and are reading this then don't be too disappointed. You now have to be friendly to people, pronounce poor as 'poowa' and take baths in a steel bathtub in front of the living room fire. Not really. That would be ridiculous. Just move to Workington.
If you are in fact a true northerner, good on ya! And, we'll see you down south in a couple of years. Just you watch.
In conclusion, I'll si thi later, ya bastard!
YOU ARE A NORTHERN BASTARD
Flat caps, tripe, life down t'pit, black pudding, Grimsby. Just a few of the things that you hold dear to your heart, for you are now officially a Northern Bastard. Why not celebrate with a good ol' fashioned party in the street with bunting, flags and jelly and custard?
If you are, in fact, a southerner and are reading this then don't be too disappointed. You now have to be friendly to people, pronounce poor as 'poowa' and take baths in a steel bathtub in front of the living room fire. Not really. That would be ridiculous. Just move to Workington.
If you are in fact a true northerner, good on ya! And, we'll see you down south in a couple of years. Just you watch.
In conclusion, I'll si thi later, ya bastard!
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Date: 2004-09-03 08:46 am (UTC)maybe you should invest in a megaphone?
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Date: 2004-09-03 08:48 am (UTC)Or those 2 days in Scotland effected me more than I thought!
Much amused!
Date: 2004-09-03 08:53 am (UTC)Re: Much amused!
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Date: 2004-09-05 09:58 am (UTC)I love the "now you have to be friendly to people" bit. It's funny because it's true.
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Date: 2004-09-06 03:29 am (UTC)Did you know that LJ won't let you list "the manifest destiny of the Yorkshire people" as an interest?