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You know, this isn't a solution that occured to me before, but I can understand the sentiments!

(Work safe, but loud and needs Quicktime).

Date: 2004-09-06 05:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ketchgirl.livejournal.com
Thanks for the warning re: Richmond Uni! I don't know how useful I will be, but they are welcome to post questions to me, should they wish :)
Hope you're well

Date: 2004-09-06 07:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sesquipedality.livejournal.com
I'm sure masturbation is easier and cheaper.

Date: 2004-09-06 07:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
But never as satisfying as violence.

Date: 2004-09-06 07:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sesquipedality.livejournal.com
What about violent masturbation?

Date: 2004-09-06 07:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
Now yer talking, baby.

Date: 2004-09-06 08:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-boog351.livejournal.com
Or using a Freddy Kruger glove?

Date: 2004-09-06 08:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
Or a toilet roll tube lined with sandpaper.

Date: 2004-09-06 08:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-boog351.livejournal.com
Or a hammer and a flat stone

Date: 2004-09-06 08:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
How about a blacksmith's file?

Date: 2004-09-06 08:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-boog351.livejournal.com
A hedgehog in one's underpants?

Date: 2004-09-06 08:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
A sock covered in glue and rolled in ground glass.

Date: 2004-09-06 08:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-boog351.livejournal.com
A dollop of barbeque sauce, a pair of flowery baps and a hungry dalmation called Spot.

Date: 2004-09-06 08:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
Mmmmm...floury baps...oh, sorry, you meant bread. Ahem.

A sausage-meat grinder.

Date: 2004-09-06 08:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-boog351.livejournal.com
Mmmmmmmmbread

A coathanger and a lead weight.

Date: 2004-09-06 08:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
A steam engine piston.

Date: 2004-09-06 08:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-boog351.livejournal.com
A cocktail umbrella and an alcoholic

Date: 2004-09-06 08:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
A wankel rotary engine. (I always wanted to say that).

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