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davywavyA man goes to the opticians.
"Doctor", he says. "I'm worried about my eyesight."
The optician examines him for a few moments and says: "You're going to have to stop masturbating."
The man looks shocked. "Why? Is it damaging my eyes?"
"No", replies the optician. "You're upsetting the other customers."
"Doctor", he says. "I'm worried about my eyesight."
The optician examines him for a few moments and says: "You're going to have to stop masturbating."
The man looks shocked. "Why? Is it damaging my eyes?"
"No", replies the optician. "You're upsetting the other customers."
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